Spending invisible money.

Step 1: Deposit money & bonus.
Step 2: Sign for it.
Step 3: Leave to shop.
Step 4: Put miles on Debit Card.
Step 5: Go to view damage online.
Step 6: Realize ALL money is gone.
Step 7: Upon further review, realizing it was never deposited.
Step 8: Looking at receipt, then noticing Christopher Gr*** has all your money.
Step 9: Go bowling with the heads of people at your bank.
Step 10: Have your money back in said account within 10 minutes.

Fuck me....