Our Christmas so far:

Number of days til Christmas: 7
Number of Christmas shows watched: Elf - 4 times, National Lampoons Christmas - 1, The Grinch - 1, more to follow.
Number of outfits for Christmas Parties: 1
Number of Target Runs: 4 and 1 on Wednesday to come
Number of Mall Runs: 1 so far
Number of visiting aunts: Zero
Number of trips to grandparents: Zero :(
Miles travelled for a Christmas Trip: 300ish to Disneyland, next week :)
Most persistent request from Santa this year: Dogs that wipe their own mud off their feet
Number of new words learned this season: 1 (Howie-day as in Happy Howie-day)
Number of Christmas Goodies baked: Oh goodgrief, the best I can give is: 30 Cheesecake bars, 1 checkerboard cake, 1 Christmas Tree of Rice Crispies, 100 dipped oreos, 36 PB crispy balls.
Number of Christmas cookies eaten so far: Let's go with 22 :)
Number of turkeys bought: 0
Number of turkeys eaten: 2
Number of Christmas cards sent: 0 -soon very soon.
Number of grinchy bums in the house: 0 (we're in disguise)
Number of questions about Santa squeezing down our chimney: 0
Percent by which the cost of Christmas rose this year: Not sure what % yet
Predicted month Christmas debt will be paid off: Soon as the Tax Refund comes in :)