Update:

Gym is working peeps! My biggest Nemesis: the Elliptical Machine.
I could only hang for 7 minutes!

Battle Results:
Ellitpical Machine - 1
Me - 0
Will attempt again this weekend.

The stairclimber, well I'm making that my bitch. :)
Battle Results:
Stairclimber - 0
Me - 3

Energy levels are skyrocketing though...