*** Side affects may include: Inability to control temper around a surfboarder, dry mouth, attacking your neighbor in their pool, desire to eat raw fish in large quantities with the bone-in, the need to swim, defending Jaws, protesting Sea World and twitching uncontrollably when flipper is on.***



*Note: This IS a real product. These ARE NOT real side affects, it just struck me odd that people take this stuff. These statements are funny, so laugh. They will not hold up in court, so don't try to sue the little people.*