Turtle's 1st Surgery

My friend has begun the final stage of becoming a Surgical Tech.  She started her clinicals yesterday.  This means she scrubbed in on her very 1st surgery.  Now what makes this blog-worthy is the type of surgery it was: on a vagina.  Not funny that someone needed this type of surgery, funny because MY BESTIE TURTLE's (who is a Lesbian) first surgery was on a Vagina!  Come on, laugh, it's funny.  One better? She popped her surgical cherry on a vagina.  Yes. I said it. And yes I'm laughing like a teenager as I type this.